i hate when you voluntarily tell your parents some information about your life because you think you can trust them and then they bitch at you for it like congrats you have guaranteed that i will never tell you anything ever again
i am so threatened by pretty girls they are terrifying
oh youre a son? name 5 of your parents
"hey remember that time when you-"
to everyone with finals and exams and big projects due very very soon and haven’t started anything yet